Dragged Into the 21st Century

So this is a thing that happened.  On Monday, I went to answer a call, flipping my old, reliable Samsung open.  To my surprise, with no warning, this happened...

So I was forced, kicking and screaming, into the 21st century on Tuesday.  I'm no Luddite, by any stretch.  I love technology, it never ceases to amaze and excite me, for the most part, but there are certain aspects of it of which I am terrified to fall prey.  So far, though, so good.