An Ominous Morn...

And so I arose, making my way across the vast plains of the internet, and found them nearly barren.  Nowhere on the boards was a voice raised, save for the mad ramblings of those who had been there, seen it happen.  The world of Azeroth, and all its paler cousins, all but empty, and no sound save the subtle, omnipresent hum of the download servers at far-off Blizzard and the fierce, feverish click of a million mice.  For, as I slept, Diablo had returned.